my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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