I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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