I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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