I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
