so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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