She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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