any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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