don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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