Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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