how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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