I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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