And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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