i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
this hospital has no fireball
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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