The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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