Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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