SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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