i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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