We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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