I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Shame is for Republicans.
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