remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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