i think my mom watched the whole time
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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