Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
