NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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