i don't like sucking hair
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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