we made out on top of his cat.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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