And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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