Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
farters have to be the big spoon...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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