No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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