Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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