BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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