just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
