last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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