I'm really into asian looking animals
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
it glows. i had to have it.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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