Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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