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Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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