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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(713): View more from Texas

Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

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move.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life

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(443): View more from Maryland

We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.

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(631): View more from New York

I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.

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(607): View more from New York

she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on

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(541): View more from Oregon

Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.

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