She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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