why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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