David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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