you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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