it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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