STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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