i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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