normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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