He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
