YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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