You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We have so much sex to catch up on
She needs sedatives and a leash
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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