where am i from again
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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