Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
third nipple confirmed
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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