only if we run a train.
done.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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