Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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