Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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