Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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